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# ...so were the viewers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# *guffaws*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Badum
Tish.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# No, you're definitely thinking of lost there.
"WHAT IS IT? A CLOUD OF BLACK SHIT? WHAT?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Lost is just pure shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# No, I think he's referring to the Sci-Fi equivalent of
Rainbow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# *visibly shaken by memories of Rod, Jane and Freddy*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
#
In 1979, the cast and crew of Rainbow made a special exclusive sketch for the Thames TV staff Christmas tape, sometimes referred to as the "Twangers" episode. This show featured plenty of deliberate sexual innuendo (beginning with Zippy peeling a banana, saying "One skin, two skin, three skin, four..." before being interrupted), and never shown at the time (as it was never intended to be screened to the general public).

The show even had Roger saying the word "fuck", when he greeted everyone upon entering the set. This can be heard clearly from his sentence "Hello, everybody, hello! Fuck." Jane also claimed she was blowing with Roger the night before. It also included Geoffrey convincing the viewers to play with their balls, but if they didn't have any balls, they could ask a friend and play with his. Jane also claimed that she was banging with Rod and Roger. Soon, Zippy asked them to stop suggesting whether to play with a blowing tube and maracas, so they could start singing the 'Plucking Song'.

The clip became famous after being aired on Victor Lewis-Smith's Channel 4 programme TV Offal (1997) and was jokingly referred to as "the pilot episode", which it clearly wasn't as Geoffrey Hayes was presenter at the time. The clip has become widely-spread, first in emails as an attachment and later via online video websites such as YouTube. This has led to many erroneous claims that the episode was publicly broadcast as a regular episode.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I have faith that Cuse and Lindelof will deliver in the final season :)
/has stuck with it, and still enjoys it, and more has been answered than you might think.
This being said, I can see why some people get frustrated with it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# o_0
I'm worried now.
It just seemed to get a bit dull, thus I gave up. Was I wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Season 5 proved a belter, a REAL belter
everything came back into it, with a lovely twist at the end.
Things are shaped nicely now for a real blitz for next year's final season.

After the disappointing season 3, and the nicely paced season 4, it's hit a real stride now in the 5th season.

and they've promised answers - REAL answers. (Smokey is due to be answered as part of the big finale next year) Mind you, I've stuck with it for 5 years and managed to follow it all, so I will see it through to the end, barring death.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Well, sir, I have an immense respect for your taste in TV stuff.
The Shield, The Unit* etc etc etc.

I shall get torrent-ing and check it out.



*Fox has picked up the next season! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
# oooh, have they? nice one
I was wondering if it would get picked up for a fifth season.
and yes, trust me, Lost season 5 hits a high pace right at the start, and - I don't say this lightly - there's not a duff epsiode in the entire season**

**or your money back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Money back, eh?
*downloads loads of illegal TV and forges receipt to present to Archie*

;-)

Edit: Whole series in HD, 2 hours and counting.... \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Argh!
Internal Conflict!

*can't decide now*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Micto is ginger
case closed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# there are far better ways to spend your time than 'lost'
like, erm, reading b3ta....
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
A very good point....

Bless you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# you didn't really sell that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I didn't get frustrated with it.
It was just both stupid and boring.

The only redeeming features was the characters originally but that wore pretty thin.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Boom boom!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)