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# HERETIC!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# what nonsense
brown sauce is the only substance that is entirely general purpose.

It's good on chips, cheese, meat, cakes, fruit, hair, walls, ceilings, cars, brooms, anything you think of, it's made better by a dollop or two of brown sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# ... *thinks*
... on mayonnaise?

... sugar puffs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# try it
like manna. manna with brown sauce on it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Then you sir, make crap quinches!
Or worse, buy them from a shop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I buy things from shops sometimes.
I also vote, wear pants and am not the property of my local lord.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Wear pants! I believe the bible says that's the devil's work!
and I thought you lived at your mums?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Not since I was 16, dude.
Edit: what a lie, I was 17.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# You moved out last year?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Short does not equal young
in the same way that tall does not equal plank. Well, not all the time. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Does if it's a baby or a tall plank.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I'm lovely and you're not going to remove what crumbs of a good mood
I've managed to hoover up from the board this afternoon. I've not slept since yesterday morning.

Also: bank details. Gimme.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You'd better get some sleep tonight, that's an order
Although after demoting myself to enlisted crew I'm not in any position to give you orders :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I don't think I'll be able to not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# BEst thing I've found if you can't sleep
Is to downlaod buy the audio versions of the Nairnia books read my Sir Michael Holden.

A pure joy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# What the swiss one:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :( have some good vibes.
Also, I think my thumb has a flat tire.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)