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# at work, considering not doing any work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# best kind of work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I would rather like to go to a park though
It's lovely here, but I need to keep up appearances.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# You're brown enough.
If you an I were paint we'd be at different ends of the aisle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I'm broon, not brown
paleness is good. it indicates that someone probably doesn't have skin cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# My casperness stands me in good stead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# gah no park for me
online testing to check my HTML competence

I want to go and work for Orange, you see
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# good luck with that then
Tip: HTML is easy. Just write www.website.com/page.html

When you get the job, you can pay me back with a nice phone or something. No rush.

Good luck.

Edit: Good luck.
apologies for the repetition, I'm feeling slightly disconnected from my hands today.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Heh
The HTML and CSS should be fine

it's the bloody Javascript I'm worried about...I've never liked Javascript
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I considered learning about internetty stuff with a view to making a website
but I've decided to put it on the backburner til I've got something to put on a website.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I hate javascript
stupid case-sensitive language should be banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# ^ this with added bloody ActionScript 3.0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I've not even looked at ActionScript since it was owned by Macromedia
yet an agent still put me forward for the role of "Senior Flash Developer" and asked me to write 500 words on why I would be perfect for the role.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I shouldn't decry it too much...
But it's a bugger that they change it so radically with each version.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)