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# I'LL BE BACK (with a stick)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# bravo, sir
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hello sweetness
how does it go?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# No' bad.
May bugger off to the park in a bit. You?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# at work, considering not doing any work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# best kind of work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I would rather like to go to a park though
It's lovely here, but I need to keep up appearances.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# You're brown enough.
If you an I were paint we'd be at different ends of the aisle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I'm broon, not brown
paleness is good. it indicates that someone probably doesn't have skin cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# My casperness stands me in good stead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# gah no park for me
online testing to check my HTML competence

I want to go and work for Orange, you see
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# good luck with that then
Tip: HTML is easy. Just write www.website.com/page.html

When you get the job, you can pay me back with a nice phone or something. No rush.

Good luck.

Edit: Good luck.
apologies for the repetition, I'm feeling slightly disconnected from my hands today.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Heh
The HTML and CSS should be fine

it's the bloody Javascript I'm worried about...I've never liked Javascript
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I considered learning about internetty stuff with a view to making a website
but I've decided to put it on the backburner til I've got something to put on a website.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I hate javascript
stupid case-sensitive language should be banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# ^ this with added bloody ActionScript 3.0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I've not even looked at ActionScript since it was owned by Macromedia
yet an agent still put me forward for the role of "Senior Flash Developer" and asked me to write 500 words on why I would be perfect for the role.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I shouldn't decry it too much...
But it's a bugger that they change it so radically with each version.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Holy mother...
Woo to the man who has a monkey named after him!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Ask him ^
He made it, apparently ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
I thought Wow was talking about you

now it all makes sense

[edit] first a law, now a monkey? What next, a continent?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# What? Eh? What did I do?
Barbarossa and I watched much Star Trek yesterday, and he was introduced to his gecko sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Did we?
I thought we were insulting the French yesterday

ed: oh, you mean my simian namesake ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# The French should always be insulted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# *dons beret*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Je rigole, mon 'tit chou-chou, ne pleure pas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I had no idea you called the monkey Barbarossa
I thought you were hanging out with the real one

Give my regards to Fran :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Impossible
I don't really exist outside of the confines of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I can't offer any proof to the contrary
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Is it one of those sock ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# It is indeed
but with extra-long arms and legs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I will love you forever
and my stash is now forever your stash. Dig in. Actually, don't, because you'll just be ripping an empty baggie :( give it a day or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
I thought you had a real monkey...

then I remembered Barbarossa the monkey from Saturday...

... not that emvee doesn't make real monkeys, they're obviously real.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# You've got a worse memory than I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I think we're all pretty terrible
*books care home*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I just get confused when people personify inanimate objects.
I immediately imagined that you had a small living monkey sitting on your shoulder watching star trek.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Did you see the Savlon?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# haha aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Do an agecheck!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
Lovely work, sirrah.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# cheers :)
I just read your customs story below. how horrible! Has that somewhat dampened your enthusiasm for visiting again?

I've yet to be humiliated in such a way but my friend once got guns pointed at us in Moscow for being a smart arse to a Russian check in girl, which was terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Sadly, I don't get the option.
Its a work thing, the Head Office is in NYC. It takes all the enjoyment out of travel, frankly.
The one upside is that I get to hang onto the airmiles. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I'd hate to imagine a world where I didn't enjoy travelling
I still get giddy with excitement whenever I'm on a plane :)

Did you get my gaz the other day about the copywriting?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I guess it's more the 'going somewhere interesting, but not being able to enjoy it due to work' thing.
Re: gaz - Damn it! Yes, I did - I'm so sorry, let me get amongst that. Will gaz you back later on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# no worries its not like its a major rush
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# On trying to get into a club one stag night I saw a young gentleman refused entry as his baseball cap was deemed to be
"Casual".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# On some cooking program once I heard the present describe an african restraunt in an ethic area of london as:
a very casual restraunt in a very casual area of town
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# lolracism
My mate's gran once lidderly made the comment "Of course, you don't get Asian doctors down this way. I mean - I don't mean that badly, but down here they're all properly trained" hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Eeek!
Savlon?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Lovely stuff, sir
damn good text.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# A
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f
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I thought that was gonna be a Rorschasch joke at first :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Yays
That looks very perdita.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# YOU FUCKING GENIUS
and I mean that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I imagine this is better than the actual film is
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Probably!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahah! most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# haha
WUFFA WUFF WUFFA, BABY
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Hahaha! marvellous
I was gonna do that!...but forgot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# haha
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# excellent Font matching algorithm
SUPERB!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Meh
the D was made from the O and a bit of N, and the M was copied from the line above and enlarged a bit.

easy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# oh fantastic!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Superbly done, Barbs!
*enclickenifies*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# superb!
i *heart* dalmations - my granny's old one used to eat weetabix :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# a whole one?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# two :)
with milk, i think. i can't remember if he liked sugar...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)