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# Yikes!
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Yank 'em!
Yank 'em HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I hate it when that happens.
TJ: My (s)hitlist at work is really growing, and I'm starting to wonder if I really do work with a bunch of dickheads or if it's me that's got the problem.

What action do the panel suggest I take in order to relieve this feeling?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# but over whom?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hazel Blears is free
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Pfffft hahahahahahahahaha!
And ew.

Now I feel dirty - and not in a light-hearted sexual assault sort of way, neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# That's just the way you like it, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# not with Hazel Blears it ain't.
Though it's offset by the interview I read with The Wife(TM) in Empire this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Winona Ryder
or Eric Cantona?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# christ I would do horrible things to that woman
like hide her slippers on a cold morning
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# You, young man, can sit back down and get on with your revision.
She is mine, entirely mine, and nothing but mine.

Now bugger off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Randomly make goofy faces at them when anyone looks your way
It'll make you feel better and after a few days of it, they'll probably avoid you.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Sadly that's kind of my natural state anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# In that case
You work with a bunch of dickheads.

Find a better job or offer condoms.
Once the trash bags stop twitching, problem is solved.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Machine gun the whole place.
Then go to Subway for a meatball sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# sounds promising ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# look for someone in the rain without an umbrella and let them shelter under your nose
the good deed will make you feel better...

/I'm an arsehole blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# omg ive got a big nose lololololllollol!!!!!
Jesus. Aren't you at university or something? Shirley you've grown into political satire and "omg random!!!!" jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# someone criticised my humour as 'undergraduate' after I dicked the new whiteboard.
i should grow up, but then I knew the first response would be 'wank'

have you considered a different job?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ashally
Mine was a very funny parody of the series of Bottom Live shows starring Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson.

So :OP

:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# i see.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I'm starting to think that simply killing everyone is the way forward.
It seems the longer I live the more shitness I want to kill in absolutely everyone I meet.

I actually quite enjoy my job. It's the people.

I know everyone's stupid but really?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# the fuckwittery in the world is incredible.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ...singing...
I'm just a fella, a fella with an umbrella, looking for a girl who saved her love for a rainy day

'bout 2 minutes into the clip
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)