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# Good afternoon, lemon sporting object of my affections :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# :D
You scarpered on Saturday before I got to say bye! This is very sad, and will ultimately end up in a supertime megahug 3000 at some point in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I was shattered!
You need more cuddles off me. I didn't press myself up against your front enough at ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# no ones ever attempted the
supertime megahug 3000... the highest anyone's ever got and survived is the supertime megahug 2672, and they were RUSSIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Didn't they fail the drugs test though?
They found fluff and lulz in their bloodstream.

And steriods.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# also they were prefessionals
in a amateur's competition - it was all wrong but the Putin government hushed it up...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)