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# The real reason Hazel Blears resigned
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# that's a strong breeze
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# smart spluff
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# stinky weasle tits
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# anusole rimshot bandits!
Just watch Kingdom. THat better not be the last of the series!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# laser guided
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Ah that old story.
He was cleaning it and it went off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# it'll never stand up
in court! :p
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Not so
I@ve had emails that say otherwise:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# splutter..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Welcome n00b :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# because she's a semen magnet?
because she refused to play Gordon's "Sporran" game again?

WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# because she criticized the pm a few weeks ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Youtube if you want to!
After all, you will never make as much from Google Ads revenue as you will from dodgy expenses claims....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Jizz magnets in her schnoz?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# This HAS to be your quote on the stats board.
Hello Wowalicious.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Good afternoon, lemon sporting object of my affections :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# :D
You scarpered on Saturday before I got to say bye! This is very sad, and will ultimately end up in a supertime megahug 3000 at some point in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I was shattered!
You need more cuddles off me. I didn't press myself up against your front enough at ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# no ones ever attempted the
supertime megahug 3000... the highest anyone's ever got and survived is the supertime megahug 2672, and they were RUSSIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Didn't they fail the drugs test though?
They found fluff and lulz in their bloodstream.

And steriods.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# also they were prefessionals
in a amateur's competition - it was all wrong but the Putin government hushed it up...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I sense a pitch to the Dragon's Den is in the offing...
*creates marketing strategy*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Come now
Everyone knows the people going on Dragon's Den all have the same marketing strategy.
1) Put product on t'internet
2) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Mmmm, Bannatyne.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I own a gym, so for that reason, I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# He's still lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# You bad, bad person :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
#
I must have had a wobbly taste gland that day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Fantastical!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# maybe, ultimately, that's where it ALL goes
in the end...

so she can test it for terrorism
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# FULL of trrsts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Are they the ones who blow things up in MSPaint whilst wearing fancy shoes?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# That took a depressing amount of time to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# it's her
cum-hither look as well...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Boom boom/you terrible fiend
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# spunk jokes?
we got 'em. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# You're meant to be a proper grown up, too.
Not amused by such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# After pretending not to at work,
or allowing myself only a wry smile, it's nice to splurge out on here! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# 'Butler, front of the class please. No, now.'
'Now then, Butler. Would you like to explain to the class why you are so utterly fail, you litle gashface?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# haha!
"Hold up your 'fail' pictures, 807, and prepare to ostracise him, the little hamtoucher"
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha, you so need to shout hamtoucher at people in situations where you can't swear.
I've tried it before on people and it's not something you can really respond to because no-one fucking understands it. So if you just shout it visciously, they just stand there going 'ahwuhwibble'.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha!
it's a truly great word.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# oh dear oh dear :)
Are you aware of the mini bash? Are you a knees up knees up how's your mother rabbit rabbit Londinum-er?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# naaaah!
well, yes, kinda - born and lived in Norf Landan for over 20 years, but live in t' proper North now. West Yorkshire, blood, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# But you seemed so civilised!
*makes a run for it*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Are you local?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I am
Hadfield isn't far from me...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hatfield and the North!
That was the name of 70's experimental folk band. Not far from that there London, then. Bit far for me, alas. Another time, I hope!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# pfft
I bet his cock's only got one eye too - the freak
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# TJ: Bombay duck
No, I never tried it. Is it good? It sounds revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I am not convinced
while 'regional delicacy' is something I would normally be keen on trying it doesn't apply to everything... Delicious cheese: good, Rotting and fermenting shark in a barrel: Bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Let me know how you get on in 'Nam
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# he has a single glass (cock) eye

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Haha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Start as you mean to go on!
welcome - chair, kitten, topical reference, meme, never leave, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# cos she's a fucking duplicitous, manipulative, arrogant, condescending, patronising ginger midget know-it-all?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# ...and breathe.....
;-)

I agree with you entirely, needless to say, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# \o/
she winds me right up, there's just something about her
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# The voice alone is enough to get my psychosis throbbing headache thing going.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
#
headache gristle
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I think its that fucking grin that does it
I could quite happily watch a horse kick her in the mouth all day
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# haha
find one with especially shitty hooves
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# yes, a great whopping clydesdale that has been walking through a pig sty getting his lovely feathered, anvil sized hooves all shitty
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# wouldn't the poor horse get tired?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I would personally like to see her
and Margaret Beckett have a fight to the death :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Moi aussie.
You still on for a beer ce soir, Mon sewer?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I should be able to get there by about 7 - will you guys still be around?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# *has a tantrum*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I have to revise and lovely people are drinking beers near each other :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# :(
OH, Blears. I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
'she' is the only thing that would apply to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# perfect answer.
*awards gold star*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Oh you CHARMER!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Top Veinage!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Veins are a must
in any sort of cock drawing
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# ahe, Blears time!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# welcome
it looks like you are going to fit in just fine here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)