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# :D
How do you very nearly own a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ask Dr Schroedinger.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# pfffft
office lollage :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# HAHA
con Salmone, Trota e Verdura
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# We've been feeding it and it's started staying here a lot, but we dunno if it belongs to anyone else...
it has no collar and was badly thin when we first came across her, but she is quite the lully! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I see
Have you taken it to the vet to see if it's chipped?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# If it's a robot I'm going to be SOOOO jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# ooh
don't drink out of it if it is. you'll get germs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# you silly
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Heavens no!
They would would want money and shit!

No, I think we'll just carry on with the 'Very nearly but not quite' ownership option, as I suspect she's probably got that going on with a few neighbours round here!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Haha ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# RSPCA and local sanctuaries should do it for free
but might jangle their collecting tin in front of you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# A little money goes a long way
*donates to lots of animal charidees*

YES I KNOW I'M SO NAIVE BLAH BLAH BLAH rather be naive than a git.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# *pats on the head*
So do I, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# If it gets to the stage of more sleeping in than out, I will take on that advice,
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Use a metal detector
or a magnet

/science*

*not science
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# actually you can often feel the chip under the scruff of the back of the neck
its about the size of a large grain of rice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# She's yours now, it sounds like.
Where a cat lives is very much up to the cat and not the human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Unless you are one of those cruel people that keeps "indoor cats"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# one of my best friends is one of those.
To be fair, though, Lola gives not a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# If you have a cat that doesn't mind then fair enough
But when you see cats scratching and rubbing up against a window because they want to go outside, like my friend's cat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)