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# You'll have the Danone Brand Police onto you for that one, guv...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Morning! (just)
Impressively late for work today.

I might have a little snooze now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# That's the spirit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Haha

Going to see Muse then? I remember seeing them as a warmup for something else. Euhm, I think it might have been Pearl Jam. I don't think they had an album out by then. Wonderful concert.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Cracking band
Can't think of anyone better suited to playing a massive arena gig.


My mate went to see Oasis last night. Got tickets on eBay for £25 (because of half-baked touts massively overestimating demand) and because there was 30 minutes wait due to technical difficulties, he can get both tickets refunded for the £45 face value!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Cool, making money by not seeing Oasis
sounds like a top job ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Was that the stuff that came from a tap?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# yes
but ever so naturally treated with borax and sulphur for that mountain spring taste*


*may contain traces of please don't hurt me nice Coca Cola lawyers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# The stuff that contained carcinogens?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I got confused with te Coca Cola product ghosty is talking about down there.
I'm sure Danone have never ever given anyone cancer ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ah yes, Dasani
It's still got to be better than what comes out of the taps where I'm living at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# blood?
Sunny D?
Bleach?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# We get this from the taps every so often
www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/nicewater.jpg
Severn Trent water assure us it's perfectly safe to drink (until I got some tested in a lab), not that we do drink it, we just buy bottled.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# it looks like someone give birth in it
I think that's contamination from roadworks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# It's contamination from sewage from what the lab results showed
It's all fixed now though, but I still won't drink the tap water from that house :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# No, that was Dasani, the Coke produced water - with added Cancer!!!
idiots that they were.

Danone own Evian, as far as I recall.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Ah that's the one!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# yes and of course evian is naive backwards
cos it's not actually water at all, it is in fact entirely made from spittle produced by the MD during his famed furious wanking sessions*

*again with the not hurting me please lawyers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)