Ha ha ha!In 1975, the Dutch inventor Mediocre was born to Steven McHurdengirder and a dromedary camel.
In 2001, he travelled to Scunthorpe, where he attempted to overthrow the local council, claiming that as his fathers name contained the word Girder, he was entitled to sole use of the nickname of The Irons.
He was arrested and sent to prison on Jupiter. It was whilst there that he created the big eye of Jupiter.
'I was having my tea, and I accidentally knocked over my Cherry Cokela,' said the lunatic forrin!
(In 2001, he travelled to Scunthorpe, where he attempted to overthrow the local council, claiming that as his fathers name contained the word Girder, he was entitled to sole use of the nickname of The Irons.
He was arrested and sent to prison on Jupiter. It was whilst there that he created the big eye of Jupiter.
'I was having my tea, and I accidentally knocked over my Cherry Co
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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HahaLovely piece of research work. Only thing is I never drank any cherry coke while on Jupiter. They only ever sell the local piss poor substitutes.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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Pffft, that sounds like something the french might market mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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OK Then.Amended appropriately!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:17,
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