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# my word, she's flexible
is it wow?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# That's never a size 12 chubbster :D
It's my haircut though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# you think size 12 is a chubbster????
wy goodness, young lady, you should cop an eyeful of all my wobbly bits
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Depends on the frame, hen, depends on the frame.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# look over here
12-14 waist, 14 hips, 16-18 (probably more like 22 actually) boobs.

You try getting a dress to fit that.

By the way, I saw your band photos. Your man with the dreads is very cute. Is that your manwife?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# That is indeed my lovely manwife.
12-14 hips, 10-12 waist, 16 tits. I know the feeling with dresses, I own many many belts for a reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# for some reason I had it my mind that your manwife was some hulking great black guy
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Hulking great mixed race guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# best of all the guys
or something.

If you ever want to swap, mr b3th is somwhat older - I understand you have a particular bent in that direction....?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I do love me some silver fox.
The wife's getting a few greys now, I'm ever so excited.


He's more black where it counts, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Not always :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *taps fingers*
Well?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Nekkid Friday.
Sounds good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Chubbster?
Pish & tish, my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# you tell her!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *shoves* you're biased.
HANYWAY, Muse the band?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Oh yes.... 4 tickets!
\o/

*falls over*
No need to push :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# It was a 'you are naughty but I like you' shove.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I was about to write *Dick Emerys*
But it sounded waaay too much like taking sandpaper to one's downstairs facilities.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *crosses legs* well it does NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# You are so NOT chubby
Not even in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# :D cheers poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
as if i could get wow - to pose nude for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I might be doing so for another artist soon
however that one sees me naked daily, so he should be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# i look forward
to the results:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ahahahaha, you'll probably never see them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# dag namit!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Good try, though.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# hahahaha
well it was for the good of the world really ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)