
*resigns from b3ta to get brain right*
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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wy goodness, young lady, you should cop an eyeful of all my wobbly bits
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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12-14 waist, 14 hips, 16-18 (probably more like 22 actually) boobs.
You try getting a dress to fit that.
By the way, I saw your band photos. Your man with the dreads is very cute. Is that your manwife?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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You try getting a dress to fit that.
By the way, I saw your band photos. Your man with the dreads is very cute. Is that your manwife?

12-14 hips, 10-12 waist, 16 tits. I know the feeling with dresses, I own many many belts for a reason!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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or something.
If you ever want to swap, mr b3th is somwhat older - I understand you have a particular bent in that direction....?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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If you ever want to swap, mr b3th is somwhat older - I understand you have a particular bent in that direction....?

The wife's getting a few greys now, I'm ever so excited.
He's more black where it counts, anyway
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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He's more black where it counts, anyway

But it sounded waaay too much like taking sandpaper to one's downstairs facilities.
;-)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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;-)