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# hahaha
I AM JOHN SESSIONS AND I WILL NOW SAY SOMETHING TERRIBLY CLEVER IN A VERY SMUG MANNER AND TOTALLY ABSORB ALL OF THE HUMOUR.

I AM JOHN SESSIONS, FUN SPONGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# WATCH AS I EVEN TAKE THE FUN OUT OF THE WORD SESSIONS WHICH WOULD FORMERLY BE ASSOCIATED WITH IMPROMPTU JAZZ AND SOUL SETS
BUT NOW ONLY MEANS BOREDOM AND INEVITABLE DEATH.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I MAY BE A FUN SPONGE!
BUT I WAS FUCKING ACE AS DR PRUNESQUALLOR IN GORMENGHAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)