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# 67. Three Part Saga (Part One (Of Three))
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# CLIFFHANGER!
I AM PISSING MYSELF WITH ANTICIPATION OF THE STUNNING CONCLUSION!

And also piss.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# now then
many people think that America was named after Amerigo Vespucci, whereas it is actually a shortned form of Americ's land, which is a nasal mutation for ApEric's land. Ap Eric being 'Son of Eric' in Welsh.

therefore it belongs to us Welsh and we want it back. WHO'S WITH ME?

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Can I help as an honorary Welshist?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# North Wales!
*spits*
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# South Wales!
Get out.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Only the Trellis
The 'Real Life' bit is South
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# There's lovely
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# iechyd da
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I know how to say "i'm sorry" in welsh (but not how to spell it)
mein fleen-davvy
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# this is false
the Welsh never say sorry
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# MAE FY HOFRENFAD YN LLAWN O LYSWENNOD!
You massive bynch of Pobol y Cwm's you!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Mae'n flin gen i
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Rydw i'n hoffi coffi
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Neighbours and learning Welsh...
Want to speak welsh? Big fan of neighbours?
use the Brad Willis method!

Brad's Mum? "PAM!" and thats welsh for "why?"
Brad's Wife? "BETH" and that welsh for "what?"

there yah go, Fluent.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# me.
Can I have Montana, Nevada and California?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# take suncream
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Oh, I didn't realise I'd unintentionally logged into a three year old episode of QI.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# pah all Welsh people are taught this at birth
and besides it's hometime now so teh revolution will have to wait.

CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY OBAMA!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# RACIST
BLOODY WELSH RACIST

DON'T YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T SAY THEIR NAMES!?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# pffft hahah
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# BLUE WHALE?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# BLOODY HELL ALAN, YOU'RE SO BLOODY STUPID.
WATCH ME MOCK YOU BY SAYING SOMETHING IN LATIN.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
I AM JOHN SESSIONS AND I WILL NOW SAY SOMETHING TERRIBLY CLEVER IN A VERY SMUG MANNER AND TOTALLY ABSORB ALL OF THE HUMOUR.

I AM JOHN SESSIONS, FUN SPONGE.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# WATCH AS I EVEN TAKE THE FUN OUT OF THE WORD SESSIONS WHICH WOULD FORMERLY BE ASSOCIATED WITH IMPROMPTU JAZZ AND SOUL SETS
BUT NOW ONLY MEANS BOREDOM AND INEVITABLE DEATH.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I MAY BE A FUN SPONGE!
BUT I WAS FUCKING ACE AS DR PRUNESQUALLOR IN GORMENGHAST!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# GIANT MUSHROOM
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# BLOODY RIGHT
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# CHRISTFIGHTS!
Tell me the conclusion sir! Now!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# It's ok, the floor below contains mirrors
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# CHRISTPIPES!
I hope the mirrors are ok! And not like that Kiefer Sutherland film called mirяors in which the mirrors were not ok!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# What happened?
did they stop reflecting?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# fantastic
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)