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# 67. Three Part Saga (Part One (Of Three))
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# CLIFFHANGER!
I AM PISSING MYSELF WITH ANTICIPATION OF THE STUNNING CONCLUSION!

And also piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# now then
many people think that America was named after Amerigo Vespucci, whereas it is actually a shortned form of Americ's land, which is a nasal mutation for ApEric's land. Ap Eric being 'Son of Eric' in Welsh.

therefore it belongs to us Welsh and we want it back. WHO'S WITH ME?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Can I help as an honorary Welshist?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# North Wales!
*spits*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# South Wales!
Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Only the Trellis
The 'Real Life' bit is South
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# There's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# iechyd da
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I know how to say "i'm sorry" in welsh (but not how to spell it)
mein fleen-davvy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# this is false
the Welsh never say sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# MAE FY HOFRENFAD YN LLAWN O LYSWENNOD!
You massive bynch of Pobol y Cwm's you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Mae'n flin gen i
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Rydw i'n hoffi coffi
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Neighbours and learning Welsh...
Want to speak welsh? Big fan of neighbours?
use the Brad Willis method!

Brad's Mum? "PAM!" and thats welsh for "why?"
Brad's Wife? "BETH" and that welsh for "what?"

there yah go, Fluent.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# me.
Can I have Montana, Nevada and California?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# take suncream
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Oh, I didn't realise I'd unintentionally logged into a three year old episode of QI.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# pah all Welsh people are taught this at birth
and besides it's hometime now so teh revolution will have to wait.

CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY OBAMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# RACIST
BLOODY WELSH RACIST

DON'T YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T SAY THEIR NAMES!?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# pffft hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# BLUE WHALE?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# BLOODY HELL ALAN, YOU'RE SO BLOODY STUPID.
WATCH ME MOCK YOU BY SAYING SOMETHING IN LATIN.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
I AM JOHN SESSIONS AND I WILL NOW SAY SOMETHING TERRIBLY CLEVER IN A VERY SMUG MANNER AND TOTALLY ABSORB ALL OF THE HUMOUR.

I AM JOHN SESSIONS, FUN SPONGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# WATCH AS I EVEN TAKE THE FUN OUT OF THE WORD SESSIONS WHICH WOULD FORMERLY BE ASSOCIATED WITH IMPROMPTU JAZZ AND SOUL SETS
BUT NOW ONLY MEANS BOREDOM AND INEVITABLE DEATH.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I MAY BE A FUN SPONGE!
BUT I WAS FUCKING ACE AS DR PRUNESQUALLOR IN GORMENGHAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# GIANT MUSHROOM
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# BLOODY RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# CHRISTFIGHTS!
Tell me the conclusion sir! Now!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# It's ok, the floor below contains mirrors
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# CHRISTPIPES!
I hope the mirrors are ok! And not like that Kiefer Sutherland film called mirяors in which the mirrors were not ok!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# What happened?
did they stop reflecting?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)