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# Your granny seems to be pissing bricks!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Nice mental image to finish the week.
I'm going to Covent Garden now for BEER
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Laters Geoff you massive
tub of sex you!

Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ta. I have some Welshers to meet
from Wales
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *clinks glass*
Cheers, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Up yer bottom!
See you all and have a smashing weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# :(

I'll be sharing the evening with two 14 year old boys.

My partner's nephew and his mate LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# o_0
*reads teeny tiny text*

Oh, I see....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# When conversing with them, I realise that I am indeed 25 years older than them.
Then I turn to thoughts of suicide and self mutilation
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Oh, my dear fellow, don't do that.
Just off them with a double-tap to the back of the head from a high powered hand-gun. KGB-styleee.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Or give them gin
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Oh, there's good entertainment value to be had there, too.
Cheaper on the ammo, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# True
Although the castration recieved by my other half's sister would be somewhat disappointing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Hmmmmm.... *ponders*
I see what you're getting at, there....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Oh gawd!
Get on easyjet
Opera Tavern
I'll get you a pint in
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# That would be lovely, alas, impractical :(
Down a pint for me, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)