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# Apparently he completely accidentally hanged himself inside a closet with a curtain cord

These things happen all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I wonder if IKEA are shitting themselves.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# not to mention being tethered in various other places on the body....
*struggles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# *pulls on strings*
I'm making your balls dance, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# RIVERNUT DANCE!
*has tears in eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# *profits*
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I got tears in mine as WELL!!!!

Thanks for the sleepless night dude!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# *curtsies*
my work here is done.
*leaps out of window*
*plummets fifty floors to the base of b3ta towers*
ouch.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Very salty river. OH SHIIII---
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# it happens to me all the time
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)