Another inorganic chap heard I'm into magnetism.
And said 'magnetism and masturbation are the same thing. Both happen in a dark place and it's a relief when they're over.'
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:07,
archived)
I'm going to miss my SQUID.
Apparently, I have to go to Monash to use one.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:10,
archived)