invite her round to watch a filmthen surreptitiously turn the heat up so she has to take some clothes off.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:05,
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i'm sure my parents would enjoy that...
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:09,
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take her to the parkget her pissed, then feel her up on the swings
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:11,
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i'm not that kind of guyi've been single long enough to not just need a grope and a swing
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:15,
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then get her really pissedand shag her in the bushes
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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pffti suggested a walk on the beach
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:18,
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ah, the romantic optionit's going the long way round, but she'll think you're a gentleman. don't be too well-behaved, you might make her think you don't want it
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24,
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