He posted a shit to John Prescott just last week.He sent it second class post in a tupperware tub via Berlin without quite enough postage so a) it was very ripe when it arrived and b) Prescott had to pay the extra fee due.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06,
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If you like him so much, why don't you marry him.
The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08,
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