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# I've never seen the Apprentice, but I know he points at people a lot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Aceness :D

Yasmina won. I think it is all bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Of course it is bollocks, it is modern TV :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# she shouldn't have won, purely because she has a shit name
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# True dat.
And coupled with that she has a complexion like Bryan Adams.

But seriously, can we now start worrying about the European election results? FUCK OFF GRIFFIN YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Worry not
most of the muppets who might have voted for his crowd probably don't know where Europe is, and went to sign on instead :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Knowing where Europe is not a prerequisite for voting sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# My mate and his girlfriend got pregnant recently
they're over the moon but they're having trouble thinking of names. Their way of testing what they ought to call it is going out into the street and shouting the name out angrily.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Syndrome?
That is what I want to call me dog when I get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# oof...
I want to have a child named "Bogart" and another called "Marlowe". I know they're surnames but goddamit one of my children is going to be a private eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# What about Holmes then?
It would make him a PI as well as making him a friend of all of the young black community!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# not noir enough really
good thinking though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# have 2
you can call them sherlock and mycroft, after the holmes boys.
i'd go for dante, myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Dante Sellick? Nooooooooo.
It's got to be either Marv Or Dwight really.

Or actually John Sellick sounds pretty pulp, even though John on its own isn't a particularly noir name.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# "the name's John Sellick, private eye. I'm a dick"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# You could always call him Stunt Boxman.
Or Box Stuntman.

I FEEL THIS IS AN IMPORTANT NAME!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# diego selleck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Brutal Deluxe.
BRUTAL DELUXE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is an awesome name for a child :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I would have a child named this.
i'll suggest it to them. THey've already shout down both "Khan" and "Xerxes" though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Fuck I'm actually trying to remember some of the transfers from Speedball 2, but I can only remember Caza.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# How about a warcry for a name?
I'd name my child YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAARRGHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I think thats more of a nickname
Lord-Forehead "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAARRGHHHHHHH" Garrathy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I hope they find a name before they test FUCKING PAKIS or similar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Psst
Gaz
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# FUCKING MANDRILLS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Paul Muad'Dib
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# What's this with silly modern way of insinuating that the male is pregnant too?
Damn you and your modern ways, Mr O'Bedlam. Damn you!
*Shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# It's political correctness gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# you fail to account that my friends are seahorses
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# may i suggest "FUCK BOOM RAPIST!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# fucking ye
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Shatner Tiberius
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I think they're already growing tired of my suggestions
appartently they think "Bill S." or "Theodore Ted" would be inappropriate to
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I'm shitting frying pans!
none of them should have won cos they're all cunts

he should have said "I'm sacking the bloody lot of you, and myself"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# He points and Amstrad is still shite
woo as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# What do they actually do?
I'm sure they're just getting money off the TV program
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# They make shite and sell it as electrical equipment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Fucking point fucking bloody bleeding pointing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# pointy pokey shouty point
pointy poke
pointy pokey shouty point
poke poke point
you're hired
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# He drinks a thousand cups of coffee a day
His car can go a hundred miles an hour...nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# He's got a cock that stretches from tower bridge to westminster
he's worth over 8 pounds
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Alan Sugar is the new chuck norris
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# i've never seen it either
also, why are apple such cunts
i've had quicktime before, but now it seems i can do the sqaure root of fuck all with it unless i pay for 'pro'

cuntybiscuits
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I've got a problem
with.. the hole in my bloody arse
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# pointing everywhere
rude fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Go break his fingers, smash
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# i would
if i didn't suffer from crippling apathy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Pointy McHallshove
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# ive never seen a shit post from you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I've done plenty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# He posted a shit to John Prescott just last week.
He sent it second class post in a tupperware tub via Berlin without quite enough postage so a) it was very ripe when it arrived and b) Prescott had to pay the extra fee due.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# hahaha, i bet happytoasts shits even have style
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# If you like him so much, why don't you marry him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i iz not gay innit
but if i was i would
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Haha
Behold his dangly little legs
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# they're actually shorter than that
and full of gout
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hah!
(Mystery Shopper, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# LICENSE TO KILN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Ooh this could be a great game
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid.

in other news i just watched this
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00kv0d0/Meet_the_British/

well worth a look.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# caught that last week on BBC4, was a great programme :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# i was told about it
love the asbestos and the buses, coppers, taxis.....trying to find a moody download of it, it's a keeper
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Oh how they taunt me with their "Only in the UK" messages
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# sorry sweet
if i find a version viewable by foreigners i'll link it, ironic given it's about films made to promote dear old blighty overseas.

here's a wee bit

www.mefeedia.com/entry/beat-this-boris-meet-the-british-bbc-four/18780222
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# That programme is my cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# i dont get it....
he points to blanked out semi circular blobs?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# you have to explain more than just 'yes'
you now have to explain this to a guy who has been out of the country 'Britanique' for the last 16 months

*please keep the answer under 100k dues to stupid connection problems*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I did a laugh
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
# heh heh
he's pokin'em in the eye as he passes...woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
I have a light knowledge of it due to Shal being into it..
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)