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# Syndrome?
That is what I want to call me dog when I get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# oof...
I want to have a child named "Bogart" and another called "Marlowe". I know they're surnames but goddamit one of my children is going to be a private eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# What about Holmes then?
It would make him a PI as well as making him a friend of all of the young black community!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# not noir enough really
good thinking though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# have 2
you can call them sherlock and mycroft, after the holmes boys.
i'd go for dante, myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Dante Sellick? Nooooooooo.
It's got to be either Marv Or Dwight really.

Or actually John Sellick sounds pretty pulp, even though John on its own isn't a particularly noir name.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# "the name's John Sellick, private eye. I'm a dick"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# You could always call him Stunt Boxman.
Or Box Stuntman.

I FEEL THIS IS AN IMPORTANT NAME!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# diego selleck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)