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[challenge entry] Shat on a hot tin roof.
Shat shat on a cat,
On a hot tin roof,
Along came a horse,
From the local race course,
And got shit on its hoof.

From the Shatner! challenge. See all 361 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
I want that dressing gown
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Send me £100 .....
And it's yours...!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# is he texting?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I mis u spok
i wnt 2 fck u
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# hahah
i just googled to see if there is a mobile phone that looks like a communicator
but i can only find a VOIP handset

i don't even like star trek
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I'm sure you can probably get some case for a phone to make it look like a communicator
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
# That hurt my head to type that
It just feels so wrong to type words like that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I think he might have just given her....
An incomming message..!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# He doesn't look very happy
i hope someone from the Roman Party gets in, just for the hell of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Literature?
I'm afraid it'll be lost on this shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# s'not literature
s'a film, innit!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Another one was..
Shat shat on a cat,
On a hot tin roof,
Down flew a bird,
Landed in the turd,
And got shit on its tooth....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Uhura was fucking hot, also, the new Star Trek is kick ass, also
Should I have another spliff?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Only if you give me a spliff as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
# *gives*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
# A real one, not an internet one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# *posts*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# It's cheaper to hide them on outgoing trains and get the recipient to pick it up on the other end
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
# By time he gets here, he will be on the last train and wont get back to LonDON
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# he doesn't have to get on
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# He does if he is getting on that train
or I will never get the spliff
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Uhura was ultra HOT hot hot.....
Got seen the new one myself.....
Go for it and have two...!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# spliffs and Star Trek -- go together like wine and cheese

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
# YAY!! we're the same you and me!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
# 0.o
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# i was also going to do this as an animation... but now i won't...
...ha ha!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# aww go on
...all the cool kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# no.. roll a proper joint!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)