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# LOSE BODY WEIGHT TODAY
CALL 555-HALBERD
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I bet people'd call
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# what's with all the adverts for weight loss pills nowadays? They seem ... illegal. Not to mention unwise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# There is a lot to be said* for swallowing a handful of tapeworm eggs in capsule form
*may not be 100% true, but hey you DO want to be thin like the people on the tellybox right!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *Psst* they are cysts not eggs
And supposedly very effective too. I'd say the scarring to your intestines would be better than the unknown long-term side effects from tablets anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I'm curious to know what people do once they've lost enough weight
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# The usual with people being lazy
They expect to carry on eating shit food and lose weight with the help of a magic pill.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)