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# I am a heady brew of tiredness, stress, and silliness with a touch of priapism
and I have to sell myself to potential clients today!'!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# just make sure your cock is hanging out and all will be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# *windmills*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I have to go trolling round job agencies whilst incurably highly strung and nonsensical.
I don't think CVs are accepted if they're written in crayon and simply say "I am A NonSensE"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Find an inkjet printer that will print onto craft cheese slices
and submit CV on that
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I could try and etch a woodcutting from a block of red leicester and print the CV with cococheneal
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha You MUST do this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)