but it's not the most in-depth footy satire so I figure it's relatively accessible...
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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"I've just come over from Zimbabwe with my 8 kids, where there is stupid poverty and disease and we're likely to get beaten to death if I go back...wait, you're offering me the chance to go back? I'm on the first plane!"
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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