True.Though I nearly got myself in trouble last year: Wandered into a random pub, where about 6 or 8 bikers were propping up the bar. I was wearing a King Tubby t-shirt.
Biker: Right - who's having another? Baz - pint, Tricks - pint, Pete?
Pete: I'll just have a half.
Biker: You'll have a pint and like it. Mike? You ain't drinking. Paul? Pint.
A Vagabond: Go on then - I'll have a pint as well then.
Biker looks me up and down, then: I don't think so ... Tubby
A Vagabond (pulls out t-shirt properly).
Biker: Alright then (RIGHT in my face) I don't think so, KING Tubby.
One of those moments where you genuinely ask yourself what the FUCK you think you're doing.
(Biker: Right - who's having another? Baz - pint, Tricks - pint, Pete?
Pete: I'll just have a half.
Biker: You'll have a pint and like it. Mike? You ain't drinking. Paul? Pint.
A Vagabond: Go on then - I'll have a pint as well then.
Biker looks me up and down, then: I don't think so ... Tubby
A Vagabond (pulls out t-shirt properly).
Biker: Alright then (RIGHT in my face) I don't think so, KING Tubby.
One of those moments where you genuinely ask yourself what the FUCK you think you're doing.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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Humm yes. There are rather more widely accepted ways and means of engaging with groups of strangers in pubs, that's for sure.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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*gets cunted in the fuck*
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59,
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