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# Kidscream the Clown


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(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# something of an
Iron Maiden / Comic Relief mashup goin' on there.

Edit:
Run for the Benny Hills?
Phantom Pieflinger of the Opera?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Bring your daughter to the circus?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Sounds ace.
I went to see The Maiden last summer. It was great.

Key point no 1: passing a crossing, and seeing tens of MEEETTAAALLLLers standing with their black t-shirts, long beards, tattoos and piercings, all waiting politely on the other side for the green man to light up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I find that the harder/meaner people look, the fluffier they generally are.
Of course this has got me into a couple of scrapes when I've misjudged it, but generally the more grease/hair/leather in effect, the mre likely you are to be able to just rock up and start chatting.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# True.
Though I nearly got myself in trouble last year: Wandered into a random pub, where about 6 or 8 bikers were propping up the bar. I was wearing a King Tubby t-shirt.

Biker: Right - who's having another? Baz - pint, Tricks - pint, Pete?

Pete: I'll just have a half.

Biker: You'll have a pint and like it. Mike? You ain't drinking. Paul? Pint.

A Vagabond: Go on then - I'll have a pint as well then.

Biker looks me up and down, then: I don't think so ... Tubby

A Vagabond (pulls out t-shirt properly).

Biker: Alright then (RIGHT in my face) I don't think so, KING Tubby.

One of those moments where you genuinely ask yourself what the FUCK you think you're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Humm yes. There are rather more widely accepted ways and means of engaging with groups of strangers in pubs, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# *gets cunted in the fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# it's true
I've found the effort people make to look different is generally a cry for attention.

The truly odd ones often look the most normal.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
CF all artists of every type - music, drawing, writing etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Kids Cream
made from 95% kids
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# *nom nom nom*
m&m's made from 45% Eminem
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# *worries about the remaining 55%*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# sea-men
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Everyone forgets about Dre :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)