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# at the cinema
watching a zombie film and eating cheesy nachos, with the promise of tawdry sex in the carpark after the film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Not in tawdry sex in the cinema then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Nacho sex
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# No, no, It isn't always nacho sex, just like the time the Fonz caught on fire and shot Ralf in head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# no
not since my ex got us thrown out of the showcase after asking for a blowjob in the middle of the mask
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Well, it was a shit film
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# i thought it was okay the first time i saw it
after the first time, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# cinema has sticky floors...
and seats and ...just no!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)