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i think charles might be onto something for a change, i don't trust them...
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:33,
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i think charles might be onto something for a change, i don't trust them...
Skug
I've noticed your mentioning this a few times and cannot understand why you are talking about this woman as if she's an alien.
Wimmins are humans, just like you.
For many yonks, in my world, first dates start with dinner. TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER! She is human, she eats, you eat, what could be simpler or more civilised?
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:49,
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Wimmins are humans, just like you.
For many yonks, in my world, first dates start with dinner. TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER! She is human, she eats, you eat, what could be simpler or more civilised?
Yes dinner, not some where they serves spicy hot food or food that gives you stinky breath
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53,
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And it's best to avoid Mexican food too
All those refried beans with black beans and more beans served on bean bread with bean sauce.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55,
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yes but i'm scared and shy and pathetic
i can't even look at girls in bikinis without blushing!
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:04,
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Ok, tough love alert here
*slaps face*
Pull yourself together else you will end up a quivering wreck.
You are psyching yourself up for a disaster and this isn't the way to go about things.
She won't be wearing a bikini and will probably be nervous too.
I know this sounds a bit odd but have a wank and a beer before you go out to calm yourself.
Take her someplace that is quite dark or atmospheric. Avoid bright lights of a noisy pizza joint. Eat fud, drink wine and just let it flow.
Oh and ask yourself... WHAT WOULD SKUGOSAURUS DO?
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10,
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Pull yourself together else you will end up a quivering wreck.
You are psyching yourself up for a disaster and this isn't the way to go about things.
She won't be wearing a bikini and will probably be nervous too.
I know this sounds a bit odd but have a wank and a beer before you go out to calm yourself.
Take her someplace that is quite dark or atmospheric. Avoid bright lights of a noisy pizza joint. Eat fud, drink wine and just let it flow.
Oh and ask yourself... WHAT WOULD SKUGOSAURUS DO?
This has been going on far too long for your health
FFS when are you going on this date?
We may have to provide you with telephonic backup.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19,
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We may have to provide you with telephonic backup.
hopefully wednesday
:D
i'm not gonna be nervous on the day... its just i really can't think of where to go!
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:20,
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i'm not gonna be nervous on the day... its just i really can't think of where to go!
Wednesday!
Tell her you can't go out on a Wednesday as that's when the new B3ta challenge is announced.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23,
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this is only on the condition that my car is back on the road...
she has offered to drive me :p
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:24,
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I am trying my best to lie to Skuggles to calm him
don't ruin it you inconsiderate brute!
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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at the cinema
watching a zombie film and eating cheesy nachos, with the promise of tawdry sex in the carpark after the film
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50,
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No, no, It isn't always nacho sex, just like the time the Fonz caught on fire and shot Ralf in head
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:54,
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no
not since my ex got us thrown out of the showcase after asking for a blowjob in the middle of the mask
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:52,
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i thought it was okay the first time i saw it
after the first time, not so much.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55,
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Kinda boring...
its okay if u don't live by it all the time...
there is a zoo, a farm, and a theme park (how on earth did i forget about that?) near enough though
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:08,
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there is a zoo, a farm, and a theme park (how on earth did i forget about that?) near enough though
THEME PARK!
if he took me to a theme park with rollercoasters and suchlike, i'd sleep with the fucking elephant man!
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10,
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^ seconded
The theme park bit, not the elephant man sex bit.
Although you need to find out if she likes rollercoasters first.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:12,
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Although you need to find out if she likes rollercoasters first.
Let's face it, Smashy
You'd shag anyone.
said with love, don't hit me!
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:12,
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said with love, don't hit me!
heheheh
anyone except family members, best friends, exes and corpses
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:15,
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hell, yes
i wouldn't do chris moyles, christ evans, michael winner, david jason or danny devito.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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bearing in mind we prolly both been there like 1500 times and its right proper boring...
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19,
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it's boring when you're on your own
when you're on a date, it becomes magical and romantic at best or kitsch and funny at worst. either way, you can't lose!
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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You wouldn't even have to go anywhere nice!
You could just lie in a field for 10 hours amusing the cows.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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Well, squirrels do love gobbling bone
I have no idea where I'm going with this :(
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:57,
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