it's boring when you're on your own
when you're on a date, it becomes magical and romantic at best or kitsch and funny at worst. either way, you can't lose!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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You wouldn't even have to go anywhere nice!
You could just lie in a field for 10 hours amusing the cows.
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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