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# speaking of all things different culture etc, I felt a little bit guilty yesterday for laughing at a joke about travellers I hadn't heard before.
It was a good joke though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ach, travellers don't really count.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Should I tell the joke then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# you'd fucking better!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# down below.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# do it, enoch
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# or pay tax
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Precisely.
If one is black one is allowed to make jokes about black people. If one is gay, likewise about gay people.

Being from the culture you make jokes about makes you immune, and travellers are white, so white people can hate them.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# jokes can be funny
psst

tell us!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ok, a Travellers site goes up in flames, unfortunately killing all 40 people on site.
Up at the Pearly Gates, all 40 of them are causing a bit of a ruckus and commotion about getting into Heaven, and St. Peter is getting a bit worried by it all.
"Calm down, please, please" he begs, but they keep shouting back at him and they all demand to be let in.
"I can't let you all in at the same time while you're being like this, I'll need to clear it with the boss. You all stay here by the Pearly Gates. I'll be back in an hour or so after I see what God says about all this".
So, St. Peter goes off to God, and the two have a long conversation, where God lays down judgement that he will only let the best behaved 12 travellers in to start with, and the others can come at a later time when each has calmed down.
St. Peter trundles off back to the Pearly Gates.
A few hours later, St. Peter runs back to God, and - a little out of breath - says,
"You'll never believe this God, but they've gone".
God replies "What? All the Travellers"?
"No" says St. Peter, "The Pearly Gates".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# A traveller that looked frighteningly like Mickey Rooney
turned up on my doorstep a few months ago trying to convince me that my over-100-years-old cast iron veranda was ugly scrap and I should pay him to take it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I trust you gave him a jolly good brush-off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I was giggling at him, then I had to tell him who Mickey Rooney was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# is that when he stabbed you
and stole your fillings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I've not got any!
No, hwe just traipsed back over my garden looking a bit dejected.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# that's the natural look for your traveller
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# pffft
deary me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# arf!
heard it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)