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# Its been a Long time since a post but
(Chance1234 up for parole on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# FOREIGN MAN ON PHONE ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Phone alert
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Alert alert
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# BE ALERT
YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS LERTS
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I'm a lert!
and so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahah
1970s car stickers FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# BIN NAZIS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# it's funny because they're muslims
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I hope you didn't vote.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# speaking of all things different culture etc, I felt a little bit guilty yesterday for laughing at a joke about travellers I hadn't heard before.
It was a good joke though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ach, travellers don't really count.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Should I tell the joke then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# you'd fucking better!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# down below.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# do it, enoch
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# or pay tax
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Precisely.
If one is black one is allowed to make jokes about black people. If one is gay, likewise about gay people.

Being from the culture you make jokes about makes you immune, and travellers are white, so white people can hate them.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# jokes can be funny
psst

tell us!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ok, a Travellers site goes up in flames, unfortunately killing all 40 people on site.
Up at the Pearly Gates, all 40 of them are causing a bit of a ruckus and commotion about getting into Heaven, and St. Peter is getting a bit worried by it all.
"Calm down, please, please" he begs, but they keep shouting back at him and they all demand to be let in.
"I can't let you all in at the same time while you're being like this, I'll need to clear it with the boss. You all stay here by the Pearly Gates. I'll be back in an hour or so after I see what God says about all this".
So, St. Peter goes off to God, and the two have a long conversation, where God lays down judgement that he will only let the best behaved 12 travellers in to start with, and the others can come at a later time when each has calmed down.
St. Peter trundles off back to the Pearly Gates.
A few hours later, St. Peter runs back to God, and - a little out of breath - says,
"You'll never believe this God, but they've gone".
God replies "What? All the Travellers"?
"No" says St. Peter, "The Pearly Gates".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# A traveller that looked frighteningly like Mickey Rooney
turned up on my doorstep a few months ago trying to convince me that my over-100-years-old cast iron veranda was ugly scrap and I should pay him to take it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I trust you gave him a jolly good brush-off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I was giggling at him, then I had to tell him who Mickey Rooney was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# is that when he stabbed you
and stole your fillings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I've not got any!
No, hwe just traipsed back over my garden looking a bit dejected.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# that's the natural look for your traveller
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# pffft
deary me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# arf!
heard it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Pastrami and quaver sandwiches are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# oh my
you've just caused my stomach to digest my other organs. I need lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *nods*
Yeah, you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I imagine you speak the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Oh I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# eugh
quavers are the 3rd worst snack in the world after wotsits and skips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# THE FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# not now, dear

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# you heard.
Pastrami is good, but I often find it all comes out of a sandwich on the first bite
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Hold it tightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# You are wrong.
Wrong.

Not only wrong, but potentially dangerous.

You should be locked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Quavers are my favourite crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# they aren't crisps
they are a maize snack

they are made of corn, and fuck knows what they have done with it.

Crisps are made from potatoes.
as are chips.

Doritos are also called chips although they too are made from corn. But we know who does that don't we
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# But...but... I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# And not caring is 1/2 the battle
GI JOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Now we know!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD CARE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# FUCKING MAKE ME, VORDERMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# JUST WAIT TIL SCIENCE CATCHES UP WITH ME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# IT'S GOING TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOUR ORIFICICICICICICICES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# You are obviously a mental
Wotsits are the food of kings, quavers and skips being equally as spectacular. Oh and cheese tasters from M&S.. *THUNK*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I am a mental
But I still like all of these corn based snacks, I've not had any crisps in about 6 months though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# :(
Let's have a maize-based Party of Wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# CRISPS CRISPS CRISPS
McCoys especially.

At a push I will entertain hulahoops, chipsticks or maybe frazzles. but never the wotsit, the quaver, the skip or worst of all, the pringle.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# chipsticks and frazzles are also amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# no
on second thought. they aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I'm going to call you Sergeant Mouth Wrong from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ha!
we'll see
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I don't get it


what is he doing that is suspicious?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# He's playing an invisible piano
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# damn
that is strange. Maybe the other guy is phoning Simon Cowell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Being foreign.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# foreign type eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# these adverts
are just so incredibly amazingly vile in every way.

"these children aren't being blown limb from limb because some crazed conspiracy theorist reported a brown person looking at a cctv camera!"

exactly the kind of society we should be aiming for...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I like the ones about cameras
Hahahaha

Daily Mail FTW.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# O HAI MR GRIFFIN


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# hahahah :D
supah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# haha :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# someone is by her look of surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)