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# eat a flapjack
they are instacheer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I have had a flapjack (yoghurt-covered, no less)
AND a Wispa.. And I wonder why I can't wear lycra.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i can't wear lycra pants
they make me look like an easter egg on legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I can't wear lycra either
But that's largely due to the court order
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# i want a flapjack now
my emergency Mars bar is mocking me from my drawer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Teach the Mars bar a lesson and eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# i just finished a honey and fruit flapjack
it was most delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I've just eaten a whole big bar of Galaxy Cookie Crumble, as I feel that fed up up right now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# you should have some of my soup
it will be cooked at 3.15. i shall let it cool for a while, then take out the gammon shank, remove the fat, break up the meat, then put it back into the soup before blending it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)