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# BUT NO DAMNED WORM!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# so, you've had a sex change?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# twice!
EDIT: Hmmmm I'm considering Chinese food tonight.
wonder if the BNP get pissed of if they go out on the lash and can only go out for an English?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# you must have an undercarriage like a knuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# No but I have knuckles like undercarriages!
Unfortunately like that of a Lancaster bomber.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# do they split open and release their payload?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# yes
my bouncing payload was the fear of many a German dam ovner in WWII
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# gott in himmel!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I want the blandest thing on the menu.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# the writing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Technically speaking they couldn't have a spag bol of a pizza!
Seeing that it's the knuckle dragging primates that seem to need to prove their manhood through curry, you'd think there'd have a huge curry shaped hole in their lives.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Someone in there I read "dragging their manhood through curry"
Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I so hope you meant somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# No.
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I was actually waiting for the youlube URL:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# full english breakfast
the only true cure for a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# So are a bottle of beer and
paki bashing leftover curry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# This!
I have been known to be partial to a tuna mayo sarnie as an alternative hangover cure, but it seems someone is going to stop me eating them soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# You're obviously not doing it wrong then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I don't do everything wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# there's a place near me
that does the best breakfast:
3 sausages
4 rashers of bacon
2 eggs
tomatoes
mushrooms
beans
black pudding
ulster fry
fried bread
toast
mug of tea or coffee
all for £4.20
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Damn you
I had to google Ulster Fry, and now i'm hungry

I have a pretty small stomach tho. I'd struggle to eat all that if you gave me a day to do it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# i can't eat it any more, either
had a gastric bypass. before the op, i made my sis take me for one of those breakfasts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# sod the bypass
Who said you had to take a fry up orally!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# i'm certainly not taking anal bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
This is completely wrong and made me feel bad about laughing like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# never feel bad about laughing!
this is b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I imagined that in a Spartan voice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# and so you should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Good thinking!
I'm starting to appreciate the beauty of the Bloody Mary as a hangover cure too. Hair of the dog... with vitamins :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# last time i tried a bloody mary for a hangover
i puked my guts up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# nice.
If I'm really treating myself I'll pay a tenner at Borough Market and get the best fry up known to man kind.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# never been to borough market
but i've heard good things. can you get a decent non-starbucks coffee and an apricot danish there?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# My fav coffee shop has their only other outlet there.
The guy who owns it used to run a plantation. His main shop you can get some of Gordon Ramsey's own chocolate truffle what he barters for coffee.
It is probably the most astounding place to go for food (BM). IT's not cheap but it's amazing. The Ginger Pig charges a quid a saugage but there's half a pig in there and it's a proper instestinal casing affair.
Occasionally I get people staying here saying that England do shite food so I send them down there to be converted. It's where all the contestants from Masterchef are sent for suppies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# sounds good!
haven't been able to get my hands on an apricot danish for months, i medically need one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
If you could get it anywhere you'd get it there and it'd be the best.
I love walking through markets. They make me feel happy. Borough especially.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)