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# Laura Norris arouses phalluses
That's how she spreads the virus

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(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Haha
I did exactly the same thing, then decided it wasn't worth posting and closed paint. Black pubes tho. Brown? You pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Purely aesthetic, black wouldn't have shown up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# i'm rather glad i don't have a phallus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Neither does Laura Norrs.
*narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# i don't have the skills to be a hacker
a hacking cough, that i can manage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# It's the organ with a 1000 uses
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# name them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Wanking, sexing, peeing, pretending you're a jedi...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# that's 4
only 996 to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Spunking, spelunking, impregnating...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Writing your name in the snow.
Dipping in the coffee of people you don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# If you're uncircumsized you have the perfect place to store coins/grow mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Wait wait wait
SPELUNKING? With a PENIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Exploring caves?
I'd say!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I never leave home without mine
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
# sawing, threading, getting stones out of shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# ok, i can see where this is going
rather than scrolling up and down all night, i wish to be presented with a numbered list of uses for the phallus.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)