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# 'night all...

Chief Biggum.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# That's a fucking massive gun
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# HAH! Take that planning agencies!
We're going to build our megalithic structure here and you can kiss it!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# What planning permission?
That's quite clearly the council offices.

Where they look down on all the peons and pick them off with a scoped magnum-oh wait I'm thinking of Fallout 3 again.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# nothing a few well placed missiles can't fix :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Do you like our owl Mr Deckard?
please tell me someone gets the reference....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Do androids dream....
Who made the snake.
Although Falling Water House wasn't this high up a mountain
(lordy lordy, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# :D
thank heavens for that!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Hi sir
That is lovely

This is all from me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# It's a goodnight from him...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I see that as a huge armchair
'ning sir :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Looks like a videogame :)
Hello and goodbye, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# This reminds me of Myst
Although I never played it, so I'm not entirely sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# it's cos it's misty in the distance, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# You have an interesting perspective
Although it would be more interesting if you stood on your head and covered one eye with a fried egg
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# hang on a minute, I can't hear you
*stands up properly and removes fried egg*

OK, that's just UNCANNY

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I HAVE SKILLS
And hidden webcams
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Play Misty for me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Looks like she's giving it a right tug there.
She needs to calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# dude, that is calm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# oooooooooooooooh!!!
Clint got wood....HARDWOOD:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Towering over the peaks and into the valleys . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# am i the only one
that finds this arousingly phallic?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# it was probably built by Laura Norris.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Laura Norris is not arousingly phallic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# that's what she wants you to think
with her hacking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Laura Norris arouses phalluses
That's how she spreads the virus

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Haha
I did exactly the same thing, then decided it wasn't worth posting and closed paint. Black pubes tho. Brown? You pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Purely aesthetic, black wouldn't have shown up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# i'm rather glad i don't have a phallus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Neither does Laura Norrs.
*narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# i don't have the skills to be a hacker
a hacking cough, that i can manage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# It's the organ with a 1000 uses
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# name them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Wanking, sexing, peeing, pretending you're a jedi...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# that's 4
only 996 to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Spunking, spelunking, impregnating...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Writing your name in the snow.
Dipping in the coffee of people you don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# If you're uncircumsized you have the perfect place to store coins/grow mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Wait wait wait
SPELUNKING? With a PENIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Exploring caves?
I'd say!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I never leave home without mine
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
# sawing, threading, getting stones out of shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# ok, i can see where this is going
rather than scrolling up and down all night, i wish to be presented with a numbered list of uses for the phallus.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Looks like an ideal place for me to setup my new regime
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oooh that's some sexiness right there
and my new desktop. x
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)