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# I prefer
The boy stood on the burning deck
having a game of cricket;
the ball went up his trouser leg
and hit his middle wicket!

(one of Eric Morecambe's I think)
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Or Rod Hull
Hurrah. Hurrah.
To be in Potters Bar.
People COme from near and far.
By bus, by train, by bike, by car.
So bring your ma and dring your pa.
And come to Potters Bar.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Another Milligna effort.
There was a young man from Calcutta,
Who tried to write "FUCK" on a shutter.
he got to FU when a pious Hindu,
Knocked him arse over tit in the gutter.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)