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# Found these on the way home ...
... and felt the need to share.

Made a nice break from Bob Crow fucking up my journey.

(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# ZOMG! Legs!
really?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Not Heather Mills then?
We stood at the quayside at midnight.
Her lips were all aquiver.
She gave a cough.
Her leg fell off.
And floated down the river.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# :D
I haven't heard that in ages, although it was the boy stood on the burning deck when I heard it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Spike Milligan I believe:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Kerrect!
also,
There was a young man from Bombay,
Took a slow boat to China one day.
He got trapped in the tiller,
By a sex-mad gorilla.
And China's a long way away.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Last recited by Paul Merton on HIGNFY
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I prefer
The boy stood on the burning deck
having a game of cricket;
the ball went up his trouser leg
and hit his middle wicket!

(one of Eric Morecambe's I think)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Or Rod Hull
Hurrah. Hurrah.
To be in Potters Bar.
People COme from near and far.
By bus, by train, by bike, by car.
So bring your ma and dring your pa.
And come to Potters Bar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Another Milligna effort.
There was a young man from Calcutta,
Who tried to write "FUCK" on a shutter.
he got to FU when a pious Hindu,
Knocked him arse over tit in the gutter.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Such poetic beauty
didn't Heather loose that leg being run over by a motorbike cop on Upper Street?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# THat's a downer:(
I knew I loved Islington for a reason:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I vaguely recall it on the news
whenever it was
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# You seem to think we're 4chan
Dear Mr. Wereferret.

You should be arrested.

Wuv da London Transport Police.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Stop making me snort beer out my nose
:-D

I was tempted to do some drawing over em but ...
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Ah
and that was when you were arrested?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# LOAMB!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# you took a surreptitious photo of a woman's legs and posted it/them on the internet?
there's a word for this sort of thing you know. and it's...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# allow me....
ahem.....CREEPY AS FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Mindpiss
Mind you, most people would say the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Monty Python's Flying Circususus!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# upskirt much?
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# You are creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# That's a bit pervertish?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# yep
all part of having one of those things hanging between your legs
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# finally, an image without Shatner
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Well she had to get a train after not winning Britains Got Talent:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# she looks like she has baby heads trying to burst out of her calves
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# She Aaaate a baaaaabeh!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I can't believe how bendy her shoes are
she must have bananas for feet
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Good heavens!
There are web sites for this sort of thing you know
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# She's standing dangerously close to the tracks
Also Isketch if anyone is interested
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I've got a
couple of those! They reach the ground, sort of match and everything!
Lucky me!!!

What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# The ability to walk unaided.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Even on a friday night?
this must be magic...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# They are good looking legs, but I thought it was something about he heels.
If not then this is slighty creepy. Most people just stare and store it in the wank bank.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# ha ha Mental Kodak*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)