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# I just took some ibuprofen
drank some coffee, and now I'm drinking some coke

I really should get off the 'nets though. Trying to do a design and b3ta's not helping ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# The coffee and coke wont help either :)
I am trying to rewrite a song, but b3ta, last.fm and napster are getting in the way. I am on a my buzzy high, so can't keep my mind anything :)

Oh and the new series of drawings I am doing and the design for my Queens tiara
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Cool, what kind of drawings?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# The deaths/furnerals of Medieval kings, got 20 to draw done 2 so far
When I am done, I am going to sell them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Sounds cool
You should think about making them into a tapestry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# That I could do, in fact they would look quiet nice as a tapestry
I wonder what an exploding body would look like done as a tapestry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# which one exploded? henry the 8th?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Henry VIII was a Tudor
William I exploded at his funeral
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I can't really tell the difference between history periods
but i did enjoy reading the story of an exploding fat bastard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Nelson nearly exploded, his body was so full of gas that they had a job getting him in the coffin
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# hahahaha what other amusing tales of a exploding dead people from history do you know?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Those are the only two that I know of
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# An exploding body?

Pray, tell me more
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# He died some miles away from where they were going to bury him
So they put his body in a barrel to preserve his body. On the day of his funeral they took his bloated body in coffin the Abbey, (For a funeral the whole thing is kind of funny), the previous land owner started a fire outside because the monks hadn't paid him the rest of the money for the land. Williams son had to pay the guy so he would sod off, and then when they came back to do the service his body exploded and everyone had to leave to due to the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# i was going to donate my body to science, but now i think i want
my funeral to recreate this event.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# You can't help but laugh at it, I wish I could go back and see it
I would be pissing myself with laugher and then legging it before they kill me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# imagine if his funeral attracted as much attention as princess di's
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)