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# He died some miles away from where they were going to bury him
So they put his body in a barrel to preserve his body. On the day of his funeral they took his bloated body in coffin the Abbey, (For a funeral the whole thing is kind of funny), the previous land owner started a fire outside because the monks hadn't paid him the rest of the money for the land. Williams son had to pay the guy so he would sod off, and then when they came back to do the service his body exploded and everyone had to leave to due to the smell.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# i was going to donate my body to science, but now i think i want
my funeral to recreate this event.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# You can't help but laugh at it, I wish I could go back and see it
I would be pissing myself with laugher and then legging it before they kill me :)
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# imagine if his funeral attracted as much attention as princess di's
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)