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# It
was my swimming costume for when I was in Iraq... In hindsight it was a bad idea... there was no water :(
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# but...
plenty of oil, right!!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Well,
I didn't see any... Saw some camels, though!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
#
sawfucked
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# camels!
I heard a funny joke about camels, would you like to hear it?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# well...
I suppose it's not really about camels as such, but it has the word camels in it:

two old women are smoking together in a park, when it begins to rain. One of the women then gets out a condom and puts it over her cigarette. Her friend is shocked, and asks "what are you doing?!"
The woman replies "Everybody does this when it rains, it stops your cigarette from going out"

So her friend goes to the chemist and asks for some condoms. The Pharmacist is shocked, but asks her what type she would like. The old woman replies "oh any dear, it doesn't matter, as long as they fit on a camel"

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Shocking.
Haha :D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Rather!
And for the record, I rather like your flowery ensemble

it is most fetching
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)