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# Hello :)


(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Fuck off teaboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Awww you know we all love you
FFS you are a B3ta meme and a leg end.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I personally think he's full of shit
and a bit of a nugget
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Was that on auto complete?
meant with love, Prod. Meant with love :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# nope not auto anything

I ment it..he's full of it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# :(
Not nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# even if it's for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Well,
If it's for a game... I guess it's ok. Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# At least let him make the tea before telling him to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# To be honest with you,
I already have one.

However, he must be a fucking good teaboy to get paid 32k to make it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I had one earlier
I have spent all day on a digger digging a trench
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I like driving those little dumper trucks.
They're fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Dumpers are good
The ones with automatic gear box are the best, all you have is a joystick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Aye,
those were the ones I was driving a couple of years back. Such joyous times :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Central steering?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# As opposed to what?
The steering wheel being underneath the bucket?

Crazy Earl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Central pivot steering, Is what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# In that case,
yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# They are win
I spent about 2 weeks driving one, I fucking loved it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# No longer!
Queen doesn't like to fork out much money...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Like any army worth its salt would hire you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# British one, did!
...and promoted me... cunt :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Someone I knew got killed in Afghanistan the other week
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# :(
Bloody ridiculous, I tell you. Fucking insurgents.
You know what the bastard thing of it all is? They're not even Afghanis! The majority of the cunts are Pakistani and it's not even their fucking country!
Drives me mental. Can't wait to go there, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# You can't wait to go there,
yet down the page you said you saw camels there?

I think you are full of shit teaboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I just got back from Iraq,
Afghanistan is a different country :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Bollocks is it!
They all wear towels on their heads....

/ill informed blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# ridiculous that someone goes into someone elses country with guns......oh wait!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Yeah,
I agree. Should have never gone to Iraq, HOWEVER, We're in Afghanistan at the request of the Afghani government to protect them from Taliban invasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# why?....fuck them all and let them fight it out
last man standing wins the bombed out bullet ridden hole it is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I dunno, I mean...
We kinda have a responsibility to Afganistan... I don't know the ins and outs of it all but we do somehow. Regardless, the Taliban are the single biggest terrorist threat to global security. The RIGHT thing to do is protect them. That's almost like saying we should have left Northern Ireland to themselves, or the Falklands, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Brits out!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# You probably just Google Image Searched
a rendered promotion teaboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# + low poly
:)

edit: -terragen
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# nice tits
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Right
I bet your sister is going to pissed off when she sees you wearing her stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# It
was my swimming costume for when I was in Iraq... In hindsight it was a bad idea... there was no water :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# but...
plenty of oil, right!!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Well,
I didn't see any... Saw some camels, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
#
sawfucked
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# camels!
I heard a funny joke about camels, would you like to hear it?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# well...
I suppose it's not really about camels as such, but it has the word camels in it:

two old women are smoking together in a park, when it begins to rain. One of the women then gets out a condom and puts it over her cigarette. Her friend is shocked, and asks "what are you doing?!"
The woman replies "Everybody does this when it rains, it stops your cigarette from going out"

So her friend goes to the chemist and asks for some condoms. The Pharmacist is shocked, but asks her what type she would like. The old woman replies "oh any dear, it doesn't matter, as long as they fit on a camel"

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Shocking.
Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Rather!
And for the record, I rather like your flowery ensemble

it is most fetching
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# what does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# This boy needs therapy....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# he was high as a kite
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# psychosomatic
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# He's a na-tural!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# bork
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# 2 sugars monkey boy

then fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Is this the new Jean Paul Gaultier Teaboy outfit?
a snip at 32k ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# must be his boyfriend from the army
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# "They don't like it up 'em"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# 'And lo, a bandwagon source image is born'
B3tans: Chapter 6 verses 12-16
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# The only reason I posted it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha, I did wonder :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I have my laptop AND my PC tuned in and ready
In case one of them explodes. That way I won't have to miss more than a few seconds of the broadcast :)
Thank deity for online listening on Radio 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Is it half 6 it starts?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Yes
Let loin girding commence, chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Yay! Clue!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hello, Sir Z!
*Gets thirsty all of a sudden*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# here you go
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# hahah nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# why has no-one else done this yet?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Because the twat
posted it purely so that he could have his ego massaged by people shopping his image.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Nah,
I just wanted to say hi, didn't have any images I'd made, so I thought that one would be funny to say hi with (and give people an image to abuse, you know... for fun :) )
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# In that case,
maybe talk would suit you teaboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Don't let them put you off
Some of us will give you a warm welcome.
You take the teasing like a man tea boy.

Edit: Do you have the ghey?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Oh.
I thought that, but he seems to be getting shouted at a lot less than most trolls...
I'll just noob off.
Have this:
NoobularBells

Noobular bells
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# :)
He's not so much a troll, as an idiot ;)

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/32k/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I guess I used to be...
The whole teaboy thing was something like 5 years ago, man... I've grown up since :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Says the man who posted a picture of himself in a bikini....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Part of growing up
is being able to make fun of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# rofl.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# fuck, beat me to it :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# YOU APPEAR TO BE A DUDE. PLEASE RECTIFY THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
#
IFY ALISE

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# O, U!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# ps mix started
I'm a dumbass when it comes to them though, but I'll be done by the end of the week.

ALSO: Played any snooker recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Sweet!
I Love you so much Toaster!

ALSO: No, not in quite a while unfortunately :( I have however been out running the last 3 days. Which is fun. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Played on Sunday, and have a few frames to play tomorrow. Gotta practice as much as possible.
MUST SNOOK 'ER. FLFORORFHFHF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Practice makes perfect young padawan!
However, practising snooker just makes you fat! Trufax :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# <3
O, U 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Erm, hi.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Erm, no.
I SAW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I have waited for this day for, a while
teaboy3
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# H aha ha!
Thank you for creating a tea monitor interface moment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Haha :D
What the hell :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I was there man, I was there
edit : took out a block of text
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
# YIKES
eyebleach, stat!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
# You must be a flat chested woman
as you have no bollocks or knob what so ever!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# What are you talking about?
He is one giant knob!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Can't use the "it was cold" excuse, but it was a bikini for ages 5-7... That accounts for at least /some/ of the... Smallness... Right? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)