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# Nick, crawling out from under a soiled sheet, hair knotted and teeth yellow, makes his move on an unsuspecting sellotape dwarf.
Little do they know that an owl watches in the distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I'm sorry, you know I don't speak Spanish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Twit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# ... the owl calls as he chows on a festering potato. "Uegh", he pukes a little ball of sick. It's harvested and sold to children to cut open.
The owl swivels its head 720 degrees on 3 axis as it hears a yelp of lovepain from Nick. The owl becomes agitated and hides in a sock. The villagers riot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# 'Twoo' would have surficed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Use your imagination, man. There are wonderful treats inside your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I tried that yesterday.
I waxed lyrical and it just made cockweasle cry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)