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# Oh my!
You really are a smut robot aren't you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Pot kettle mikey, pot kettle :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# smutty as a chimney sweep
what of it, sir? :P
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Nothing of it at all.
Just make sure you only use your smut powers for good!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I promise to use my reign as smut queen
to better the planet, and the lives of every man, woman and child
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Do you hold smut conferences?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# of course
all the people that left the world of politics recently now fill the seats in the houses of smarmiement, listening to my smut updates.

too far?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# The board is getting a tad stretched... some people get annoyed at that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# yes
this is true.

you know what else gets stretched....?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Is it something smutty?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# yep
you're catchin' on arentcha ;)
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Is it your arsehole?
Or is it pounds at poundstretcher?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Both!
and often in a related manner!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Never too far,
Now, where is this next conference? I would like to come
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# ooo saucy! *said in barbara windsor's voice*
It is being held in near my hometown. in CUMbria.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Hmmmmm!
*imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)