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# cock of the north.... east
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# no bollocks = FAKE
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I've asked Mrs. Trellis if she wants to join
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# good
we'll have to think of titles and court positions for those who join
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
# its not
its in south sheilds
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
# that's not even a real place
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# yes it is
its got a fair and mini golf
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# hmmm
i may believe you if there's a fair
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Shirley today has been another Sunday.
EDIT: Fer fuck sake, could my fucking last check in in please funking well turn the fuck up so that I fuck off to fucking bed as I've now been up for fucking 20 cunting hours.

(ooops I fucking said cunt)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# YEs
but I had to wipe it off with a tissue.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# no because people are gits
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# well their timeslot ended 20 minutes ago and my shift ends in and hour fourty.
I'm not going to be a chipper ghostie if I have to wait that long!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# The problem with society
is other people

/I have no idea
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# No biggy. I'll just put them in the shittest room in the building.
Useful one to know. If you arrange to turn up at a specific time at a hotel or hostel and don't, you're going to get the shitty room.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Top shop!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# fucking beach
ass
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Ah, I spy an opportunity to repost the b3ta bellend curve
B3ta Bell-end curve
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# go and make it purple
and then it'll be great

I'm feeling bored, I need to have a walk along here, haven't done so in a while.

:D
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)