b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9523666 (Thread)

I have her wrinkles too

but not her talent

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

so that's you!?

(

Kaiser, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

well sort of.

Photoshop had a fair shout.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

(

Kaiser, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

can I make a suggestion for hair using photoshop?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

you're getting the suggestion anyway.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

plarp the hair as one solid colour, a medium tone of your hair or whoever's hair

and just do a basic shape, get it about right but don't worry too much.

then get the dodge and burn tool and take turns using different intensities and sizes with the dodge and burn tool, this gives you decent shadows and light patches, don't worry about crossing lines and stuff they'll usually come out ok. Thhen you can create a path to make your hair a more normal shape and cut it up trim it in places, then take a really thin brush and throw in a couple of occasional little stands coming out.

someone did this original image and I just threw together the hair whilst explaining the same technique in about 5 minutes

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

it's not brilliant but it has advantages

and it's relatively quick

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

if none of that makes any sense, tell me

and I'll put something together that will make more sense

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

stop replying to yourself you cunt.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

GMOS

You forget one important factor. I don't have a decent program. i have photoshop 5 Limited Edition. It's like Paint.
Ta for the tips though.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

I used to use PS limited 5

I'm sure it had dodge and burn

I WILL ENDEAVOUR TO FIND AN OLD MAC AT WORK WHICH HAS IT AND ASSESS THE SITUATION,

YOURS

GMOS

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

I'm going to make a point of using the word "plarp" from now on

just as soon as I work out exactly what I want it to mean

(

Shiksa, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

I consider plarp to be a word used for casually spreading something

"what do you want on your toast"
"oh just plarp some Jalapeno Houmus on it"

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

That's plop surely.

Just said in a rastafarian accent.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

no, don't be ridiculous

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

I'm still using

"Flange" and "Pudender" at every possible chance. Nobody invites me to parties since though.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

too cool

it's my problem too, ever since I started arriving in battle dress and yelling at people.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

that was you?

Dammit.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

I have my own warning flag

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

Darnm

i thought you were an extreme Born again Cristian. Next time yell through the letter box. I Won't be in, but next door will love telling me about it.

Edit:
And sorry about the cellar and stuff. You'll be fine.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

You may indeed

But if it is "use someones 20 years younger than you" I know it

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)