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# I know this is Nawty
but it isn't a repost as such.


I think I sorted the mouth, and added some PVC, just to attract attention. Optimising turned the hair green... And it still looks like a bloody newsreader. I WAS trying for teh sexhey.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
# mmm, would
even more so with a bit of soft focus
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I live my life
in soft focus..
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# then Jamnog definitely would
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# arg
I'm going to need more time perhaps tomorrow night
farm4.static.flickr.com/3320/3630824236_d932754f74_m.jpg
A bit less like a news reader and a tiny bit of softfocus
but the result was I made her look angry

edit : ahh thats better
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# i like that
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# sexy, sexy herpes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Coming to a town
near you!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# yep.. Hamilton!
 
*substitute with nearest hick town of your choice*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Hicksville
no, really
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hicksville,_Ohio
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
# yeah I know
also, this fictional place:

www.hicksville.co.nz/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
# hmm..
she got helen mirren eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I have her wrinkles too
but not her talent
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# so that's you!?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# well sort of.
Photoshop had a fair shout.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# can I make a suggestion for hair using photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# you're getting the suggestion anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# plarp the hair as one solid colour, a medium tone of your hair or whoever's hair
and just do a basic shape, get it about right but don't worry too much.

then get the dodge and burn tool and take turns using different intensities and sizes with the dodge and burn tool, this gives you decent shadows and light patches, don't worry about crossing lines and stuff they'll usually come out ok. Thhen you can create a path to make your hair a more normal shape and cut it up trim it in places, then take a really thin brush and throw in a couple of occasional little stands coming out.

someone did this original image and I just threw together the hair whilst explaining the same technique in about 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# it's not brilliant but it has advantages
and it's relatively quick
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# if none of that makes any sense, tell me
and I'll put something together that will make more sense
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# stop replying to yourself you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# GMOS
You forget one important factor. I don't have a decent program. i have photoshop 5 Limited Edition. It's like Paint.
Ta for the tips though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I used to use PS limited 5
I'm sure it had dodge and burn

I WILL ENDEAVOUR TO FIND AN OLD MAC AT WORK WHICH HAS IT AND ASSESS THE SITUATION,

YOURS

GMOS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I'm going to make a point of using the word "plarp" from now on
just as soon as I work out exactly what I want it to mean
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I consider plarp to be a word used for casually spreading something
"what do you want on your toast"
"oh just plarp some Jalapeno Houmus on it"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# That's plop surely.
Just said in a rastafarian accent.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# no, don't be ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I'm still using
"Flange" and "Pudender" at every possible chance. Nobody invites me to parties since though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# too cool
it's my problem too, ever since I started arriving in battle dress and yelling at people.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# that was you?
Dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I have my own warning flag
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Darnm
i thought you were an extreme Born again Cristian. Next time yell through the letter box. I Won't be in, but next door will love telling me about it.

Edit:
And sorry about the cellar and stuff. You'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# You may indeed
But if it is "use someones 20 years younger than you" I know it
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Better than
Marty Feldman eyes
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# she looks european
..not a bad look.
I like what you done.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I'm from watford
how Low-class European do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# *rubs Jahled's thighs too*
this is actually kind of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Yikes!
*Tries to bat away loads of hands*
Tomorrow is the one day of the year I really must wake up slightly sober for, you lot sleep easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I didn't ask for low class at all
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Nice shine on the lips . . . the hair looks just fine . . . and the PVC does as advertised !
Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Helo you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Maaaaaavalous Daaaaaaaahling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# sexy news?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# news is always sexy
you just have to say it nude.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# hmmm it's got potential.
The image is great though. Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I'm not sure I'm a fan of all the sexy newsreader stuff.
I want a faceless series of incidents with beeps
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# SEXY BEEPS!
or negative beeps?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Imagine the sound you'd get if you fed a plimsole through a midi system
that's what I'd hope for
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=negative+beep
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCcubyPKcow
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# damm this horny collie. down boy
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I won't be sated till I see a Lobster!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# dawwww!
SOOO CUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
#
Silly GmOS, babby hippos are much cuter!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# wait wait wait, NO!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I love you, it's just I can't love you with a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I'd rather you loved the baby hippo
HOLY FUCK YOU'VE GOT AN XBOX! LETS PLAY :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# yes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3NueKXS6dk
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Lob Up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# hahahah
fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
# hahahahhaha what the shit?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Gerrofff!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I like this
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Rather nice.
I'd let her read me the news anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# And finally
A B3tan called Zeltergiset gave fellow B3tan Sundaegirl £20,000 in an amazing display of generousity...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I knew I drunk too much last night.
Did I get a receipt? *checks empty bottles*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Last night?
this was 2 months ago in the settlement! Just how drunk were you?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Yay! No more "I want to eat your children" look!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Told you I'd sort it
Well I didn't, but did.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)