I HOPE YOU ARE ALL STRUCK WITH THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS NEWS
BECAUSE GUESS WHAT BUSTER, OTHERWISE MY TIME HERE IS WASTED
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:18,
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TIME TO WISE UP GUYS BECAUSE NEW IS HAPPENING
AND IT'S HAPPENING ALL AROUND US, AND IT'S HAPPENING NOW
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:19,
archived)
YOU CAN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE NEWS
OR MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:20,
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THERE IS NEWS, AND THEN, THERE IS NEWS.
THIS WAS, AND IS, NEWS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:20,
archived)
THIS NEW NEWS COMES AS THE FRESHEST NEWS TO ME
I AM HENCEFORTH AWESTRUCK
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:26,
archived)