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EDIT: Ok my edit was too shouty so I edited it again.
This thread is still about NEWS and HERVÉ though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:20, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:32, archived)
# JS is going to shit when he sees all this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:52, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:08, archived)
# that's some Cenobite shit right there.
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:15, archived)
# WHOA

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:17, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:53, archived)
# LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF THE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)
# HEADLINES!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:02, archived)
# FASHION NEWS: LEGS ARE BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:16, archived)
# LEGS ARE IN BACK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
# She has Pentalegs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)
# BANG YOUR HEAD TO THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)
# DO IT
BANG YOUR HEAD

BANG. YOUR. MOTHER. FUCKING. HEAD.

BANG YOUR HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:15, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEWS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:16, archived)
# I HOPE YOU ARE ALL STRUCK WITH THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS NEWS
BECAUSE GUESS WHAT BUSTER, OTHERWISE MY TIME HERE IS WASTED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:18, archived)
# TIME TO WISE UP GUYS BECAUSE NEW IS HAPPENING
AND IT'S HAPPENING ALL AROUND US, AND IT'S HAPPENING NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)
# YOU CAN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE NEWS
OR MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)
# THERE IS NEWS, AND THEN, THERE IS NEWS.
THIS WAS, AND IS, NEWS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)
# news is importance.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)
# THIS NEW NEWS COMES AS THE FRESHEST NEWS TO ME
I AM HENCEFORTH AWESTRUCK
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:26, archived)
# nice.
love the juggalo trolling in the comments

"there before icp kid lol, get your facts straight before talkin shit, before i BANG YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN HEAD into a telephone pole and stomp out your soul"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)
# I'm suddenly listening to a lot of gravediggaz
i think it's because i'm 30 in a couple months so i'm pretending to be in high school again
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
..I WANNA ROCK!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
# This reminds me of Party Cat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nYeN5rBGgs

I still got a lot of love for these guys
ah, memories
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)
# I was five years old then
GOOD TIMES, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)
# I was ten when I got interested in heavy metal
and "Stay Hungry" was the first record I recall buying

I grew out of it by age twelve
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)
# I borrowed my brother's cassingles of rocket and pour some sugar on me by def leppard
I didn't have any music of my own until my mid teens
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)
# yeah my brother's four years older
so until he moved out we shared a lot of music.

Quite which of us 'owned' "Hysteria" I don't recall..
I suspect neither of us really wanted it

BUT I REMEMBER WHAT THE GODDAMN COVER LOOKED LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)
# my brother used to come into the room and crank pink floyd really fucking loud whenever i was practising the piano
I think that's why i hate pink floyd now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
# I first heard this song when I ate my first (and penultimate) mushrooms
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4gQP5r4IyU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)
# ooohhhhh yeah
I'm gonna get me that record man

and then I'm gonna get some fucking mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)
# The closest thing I do to hallucinogens these days is weed
to be honest i really don't need them to keep up
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)
# that's my primary tipple, yes.
anything stronger is subject to availability.

NOW IT IS TIME TO GET FUCKED RIGHT IN THE EAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)
# i don't think my internet can handle this
it's just playing one video while the other one buffers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
# balls.
it's chaotic, but it works in places..

does your computer cache 'em?
I just reloaded and they came up like a motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)
# i've got a wireless modem that tends to just give up rather than trying to download large files
luckily torrents have a manual announce button that I can hit every hour or so
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)
# I've just had to restart firefox for it to work.
I think my PC has memory issues
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
# ERROR RETRIEVING DLL: BACK IN NAM
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:44, archived)
# DESCRIPTION OF ERROR: YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)
# THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND! THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)
# excellent
 
I HAVE INADVERTENTLY FUCKED BOTH YOUR COMPUTERS WITH AN INCREDIBLY POOR "MASHUP"
I AM AN INTERNET DJ ON THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT MY FRIEND
GOOD JOB WITH THE NEW OCCUPATION
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)
# awww sick playlist
www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=D8918CAE69451287

revelation of the day: BASSNECTAR
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgLgaYgoks0
best version of that shitty song I've ever heard
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
# I'm Happy Up Here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmcPeuf5aXo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:32, archived)
# the parliament song they sample is so much better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEJ4_GL7200
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
# here is my revelation of the day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tEG94uVS8Q

WE WILL ALL LIVE ON

edit: that song actually gets pretty good, it hadn't kicked in by the time I posted this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)
# OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
"I can't compete with Barry White"

Edit: /Bargearse quote
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)
# THAT'S SOME FUNKY FUCKING SHIT, MOTHER FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
# YouTube quote of the day:
"Anybody who remixes beatles songs needs to be punched in the face."

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# YES
THAT IS GOOD NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)
# Yeah!
He must have inspired the Rubix Cube
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:20, archived)
# *shits*
what the fucks going on here?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
# poor Herve :( sad story
www.franksreelreviews.com/shorttakes/tattoo/tattoo.htm
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Goddammit
Maybe his legs just had grow


(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:28, archived)
# The plane the plane
hit me in the head
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:37, archived)
# teh
FEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRR has me!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Boogie on down!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:27, archived)
# THE COLD DEAD EYES OF A KILLER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I'LL CUT YOUR FACE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:59, archived)
# IT'S LIKE HE ALREADY KNOWS ALL MY DARKEST SECRETS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:06, archived)
# PLEASE HERVÉ DON'T HURT 'EM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:08, archived)
# THIS IS THE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:08, archived)
# WATCHING THE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:16, archived)
# my monitor is making all sorts of scratchy noises
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:18, archived)
# ssssssssRGB! ssssssssRGB! ssssssssRGB!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:20, archived)
# CMYKHHHhh
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:21, archived)
# Reading the autocue?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:32, archived)
# LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THIS NEWS REPORT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:45, archived)
# THIS IS NEWS REPORTING
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:50, archived)
# WE ARE BEING TOLD OF THE NEWS REPORT
IT IS NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:57, archived)
# At its finest
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:06, archived)
# THESE ARE THE HEADLINES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:02, archived)
# I'm going to click "I like this" and then stop looking at it.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)
# IT'S THE ALL SEEING EYE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:13, archived)
# HE HAS A POWERFUL WEAPON. HE CHARGES A MILLION A SHOT
HERVE - I HOPE YOU AND CHRISTOPHER LEE DON'T HURT ME
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:12, archived)
# oh god, help
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:41, archived)
# de plain
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:02, archived)
# when was the last time you truly experienced the importance of the news
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
# in 1000 years time someone will find this animation and think it was a religion
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)