In 1881, Uzbek television personality Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! crossed the Canal in a woman's shoe in only seven hours and fifteen minutes
The feat was all the more impressive, as he had to invent both the Canal, women's shoes and Uzbekistan for this occasion.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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Fucking true man!
That was a crazy bank holiday :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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